Ready for April fools day
Gonna take it to school and eat it
I ate 3/4 of the jar and I made 3 teachers gag and one friend get angry at me.
fuck bro, I thought you were gunna fill all those cups with mayonnaise and hand them out at school and some serious shit was gunna go down
Some day…some day this will be real.
Why doesn’t Wendy’s give these out for every order of chille?
"Don’t Defy Me."
(What I thought when watching this with sleepy-thyme)
Fuck side ways rain! *runs inside
I take it back. It’s is now raining super hard! The street and air is grey! God is yelling Fuck You Vegas!
It just started to rain a lot harder. I bet the street is like super smooth that you couldn’t even feel the asphalt on your bare feet. That happened once.
Surprise, surprise. Flash Flood warning. Vegas can’t handle shit lol
ahs:coven meme: characters [5/6] → misty day
What the ever living fuck? It’s pouring out? How is this happening?
im laughing so hard because no matter what song you listen to
spiderman dances to the beat
no matter what song
ive been testing it and lauing my ass off for an hour
"It’s about remembering someone who was so important to me I was going to spend the rest of my life with her. I didn’t know that meant she would only get to spend the rest of her life with me.”
- Peter Parker, Spider-Man: Blue